Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore, We’re In School Not Jersey Shore :)
A Message From Your Puppy:
Since I know I wont be able to say all of this, remember all of it, or even talk in our 10-15 minutes of alone time on Saturday, here is what I want to say to you…
Do you mind me asking how you spell your name?
“P as in Phoebe, H as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E as in ebe, B as in bee-bee and E as in ‘Ello there mate!”
This was one of my first ever Tumblr posts lol
(Source: toocooltobehipster)








